The unanimous Declaration of the Employee's

The Declaration of Employee’s Independence

In The People’s CONGRESS, April 20, 2006
The unanimous Declaration of the Employee’s in the United States of America,
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the employment bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, -That whenever any Form of Employer/Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Employment/Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Employers/Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly
all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Employers/Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.-Such has been the patient sufferance of these Employee’s; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their
former Systems of Employment/Government. The history of the present Employer’s of Great Greed is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these Employee’s. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

They have refused their Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the employee’s good. They have forbidden their Minions/Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till their Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, they have utterly neglected to attend to them. They have refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of employee’s, unless those employee’s would relinquish the right of Self-Defense in the Work place, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

They have called together employee’s at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public safety, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with their measures.

They have dissolved Employee’s Rights repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness their invasions on the rights of the employee. They have refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be hired; whereby the Employment powers, always capable of Annihilation, have turned on the People at large for their exercise; the Employee’s remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

They have endeavoured to prevent the employee’s of these work places; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Natural exercise of their Right; refusing to pass others to encourage their Right hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Rights. They have obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing their Assent to Laws for establishing Second Amendment powers.

They have made Judges dependent on their Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. They have erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Bosses to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.

They have kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Dictates without the Consent of the employee's. They have affected to render the Supervisors independent of and superior to the Moral power.

They have combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our Constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving their Assent to their Acts of pretended Regulation:

For Quartering large bodies of illegal aliens among us:
For protecting them, by a mock INS Card, from punishment for any Work which they should commit rather than the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Right with all parts of the work place:
For imposing Overtime on us without our time and a half pay: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Breaks on a Timely basis:

For transporting our manufacturing beyond Seas to make use of cheap labor sources

For opening the borders of America to a neighbouring country, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule onto these Employee's:

For taking away our Right, abolishing our most valuable Overtime, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Employment:

For suspending our own Insurance, and declaring themselves invested with power to mandate to us in all cases whatsoever. They have abdicated Lunch hour here, by declaring us out of our work area and waging War against restroom use. They have plundered our benefits, ravaged our breaks, burnt us out, and destroyed the private lives of our people. They are at this time transporting large Amounts of illegal aliens to compleat the works we worked to death on, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized company.

They have constrained our fellow employee's to be taken Captive due to high taxes to bear even more taxes to their Country, to become the burden of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. They have excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and have endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Illegal Alien’s, whose known rule of workfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Employer whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the employer of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Employer brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their Supervisors to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our employment and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the Employee’s in the united States of America, in General Distress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good Employee’s of these Companies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Employee’s are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent Employee’s; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the Employer’s Whim, and that all political connection between them and the Employee’s, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent Employee’s, they have full Power to their Second Amendment Right, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent Employee’s may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Pensions and our sacred Retirement.